Give stripes, checks, and basically all other patterns the finger with our new Dots shirt, featuring a design whipped up by Dave as part of his court-ordered community service hours after what happened in Denver. This shirt started life as just a light pink shirt just going about its business but then it got held down and covered in oversized dots that cascade across your torso in a manner that’s not illegal or anything but honestly probably should be. And while, sure, it’s great for parties, you should know it is also worn regularly by the brothers at the St. Luca Monastery in the Swiss Alps but you never hear about this cuz, you know, monks. This shirt is, of course, part of a limited run so get yours now before it either sells out or we just decide to stop selling it because the world doesn’t deserve it.
THIS SHIRT IS TAILORED AND IS A SLIM FIT. PLEASE LOOK AT THE MEASUREMENTS AND SIZE UP IF YOU ARE UNSURE!
I was a real nobody, down to my last dollars and desperate for my luck to change. Then I saw this shirt. Immediately elated, I ordered and waited. Things got worse and everything seemed bleak, but here was my new shirt in less than a week. I put it on and looked so fine, I walked out of my house, skipping in time. Straight to the store and what did I see? Every single person looking in adoration at me. The compliments were cascading and it felt good to be drenched in praise, I decided to wear it at work the next day to ask for a raise. I'm now the CEO and my life has turned around. So buy this shirt if you're feeling a little down. The cotton is soft, the fit is fantastic, and just like me, the print is bombastic.
Great quality! Beautiful shirt